Q & A
Q:Hey! Where have you been the last year and a half?!
A: I was most recently a Creative Producer/Director for Render Media. I make branded digital content- it's pretty sweet. Now I'm a freelance director.
Q: Nice. What else have you been up to?
A: Well... I'm currently in post for a short film that I wrote, produced, and directed. It's a weird surreal dramedy about mental health and lucid dreaming. I can't wait to show you.
Q: I can't wait to see it! Are you always this creative?
A: I get restless easy, and all my hobbies are creative, so yeah. Haven't quite figured out the whole relaxing thing. But I am enjoying this date!
Q: ...is this a date?
A: Oh. Is it... not? I'm sorry I just thought- when you said you wanted to get a coffee I thought maybe it was and after reading a Yahoo article titled "10 Signs They're Into You" I concluded it was a date.
A: Excuse me.
*Goes to the bathroom. Texts friend. "Not a date, So embarrassed. This place has no back door!"
A: Alrighty. I'm back. I was only peeing. There was a line!
Q: Is this too awkward now?
A: No! No. Keep asking me questions.
Q: Ok. Didn't I remember that you play the ukulele?
A: Oh, so just because I have bangs you think I play the ukulele? WOW.
Q: Are you okay?
A: NO! I'm upset because I just found out this isn't a date and I'm still processing it. I even fantasized about how far this relationship would go while picking out my outfit.
Q: So you don't play the ukulele?
A: OF COURSE I DO! Look at me!
Q: Right! I thought you did, yeah...
A: Ahhhh, alright. Well, I'm embarrassed.
Q: It's cool! We're cool!
A: Cool, ha ha, cool.