Q & A

Q:Hey! Where have you been the last year and a half?!
A: I was most recently a Creative Producer/Director for Render Media. I made branded digital content- it was pretty sweet. Now I'm a freelance director.
Q: Nice. What else have you been up to?
A: Well... I just finished a short film that I wrote, produced, and directed called Therapy Through Lucid Dreaming. It's an absurdist dramedy about mental health and lucid dreaming. It's doing the festival circuit this year. Let me know if you want to see it!
Q: I would love to! Are you always this creative?
A: I get restless easy, and all my hobbies are creative, so yeah. Haven't quite figured out the whole relaxing thing. But I am enjoying this date!
Q: ...is this a date?
A: Oh. Is it... not? I'm sorry I just thought- when you said you wanted to get a coffee I thought maybe it was and after reading a Yahoo article titled "10 Signs They're Into You" I concluded it was a date. 
Q: Uh-what?
A: Excuse me.
*Goes to the bathroom. Texts friend. "Not a date, So embarrassed. This place has no back door!"
A: Alrighty. I'm back. I was only peeing. There was a line!
Q: Is this too awkward now?
A: No! No. Keep asking me questions.
Q: Ok. Didn't I remember that you play the ukulele?
A: Oh, so just because I have bangs you think I play the ukulele? WOW.
Q: Are you okay?
A: NO! I'm upset because I just found out this isn't a date and I'm still processing it. I even fantasized about how far this relationship would go while picking out my outfit.
Q: So you don't play the ukulele?
A: OF COURSE I DO! Look at me!
Q: Right! I thought you did, yeah...
A: Ahhhh, alright. Well, I'm embarrassed.
Q: It's cool! We're cool!
A: Cool, ha ha, cool.